What do you want to do?
-Umstead State Park: a mere 3 miles and 5 minutes from your apartment, for your walking and biking pleasure!
-Pool can be played until the wee hours of the morning at Ashley Park Apartment Complex: we’ll even provide the billards, cues, and beer! (and there is no last call, just when the last beer gets drunk)
-One can pick up a game of basketball at Ashley Park as well, or you could drive to Gold’s Gym (a mere 10 minutes and 5 miles away) and play anytime!
-Who needs a library when all your friends own so many great books – borrow from them! (also no late fees!)

Da Plane! Da Plane!
-Yeah, just get used to this hoss… you’ve got a lease.

Have you guys tried that hole in the wall joint with the amazing blank?
-Pizza Italia: (1.8 miles, 5 minutes) Great New York style pizza and classic Italian dishes made to order. Family-owned hole in the wall.
-Drive around and find more for yourself, lazy.

Now quit complaining and start thinking half glass full buddy.